THE RESULTS ARE IN
THE DUCK WINS.
01 / THE MANDATE
A decisive victory.
For a duck.
After all the statements, all the promises, and all the deeply reassuring campaign imagery, you chose the candidate whose entire platform was “Quack.”
We appreciate the clarity.
02 / THE RESULTS
The votes.
The verdict.
DECISION 2026 is ANTIcomputer’s satirical candidate poll.
Revisit the original campaign ↗WINNER: RACIST DUCK
| Candidate | Share | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| Racist DuckWinner | 62.07% | 18 |
| Elena Cruz | 17.24% | 5 |
| T. A. Tundred | 17.24% | 5 |
| Victor Hale | 3.45% | 1 |
Tally recorded . Percentages are calculated from 29 votes and rounded to two decimal places. View the recorded tally ↗
03 / THE VICTORY ADDRESS
“Quack.”
Racist Duck
Victory address
Quack. Quack, quack. Quack!
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Quack, quack, quack. Quack. Quack! Quack. Quack, quack. Quack. Quack, quack, quack. Quack? Quack. Quack! Quack, quack. Quack. Quack, quack.
Quack. Quack, quack. Quack! Quack. Quack, quack. Quack? Quack. Quack! Quack, quack, quack. Quack. Quack, quack. Quack. Quack! Quack, quack.
And now the real work begins, thank you.